San Francisco by the numbers
Number of wonderful, cool, relaxing days we spent in San Francisco: 4
Number of museums visited: 2 (Asian Art and Museum of Modern Art)
Number of men spotted wearing leather chaps: 7
Number of men spotted wearing only leather chaps (and a thong): 1
Number of Victorian houses described by Mrs. Monkey as "ooh, pretty": 27
Number of crazy fast cab rides: 1
Number of cable car accidents involving a cable car transporting the monkeys and a not so fortunate Honda civic that was totally not in the lane it should have been in: 1
Number of members of the monkey family that ran a marathon: 1
Number of times Mrs. Monkey(the athletic supporter) had to visit the port-o-potties at the race location due to pre-race nerves: 4
Number of times Mr. Monkey (the athlete) had to visit the port-o-potties due to pre-race nerves: 0
Number of racers that beat Mr. Monkey: 1,820
Number of racers Mr. Monkey beat like a rug: 2,435
Minutes it took Mr. Monkey: 259
Number of museums visited: 2 (Asian Art and Museum of Modern Art)
Number of men spotted wearing leather chaps: 7
Number of men spotted wearing only leather chaps (and a thong): 1
Number of Victorian houses described by Mrs. Monkey as "ooh, pretty": 27
Number of crazy fast cab rides: 1
Number of cable car accidents involving a cable car transporting the monkeys and a not so fortunate Honda civic that was totally not in the lane it should have been in: 1
Number of members of the monkey family that ran a marathon: 1
Number of times Mrs. Monkey(the athletic supporter) had to visit the port-o-potties at the race location due to pre-race nerves: 4
Number of times Mr. Monkey (the athlete) had to visit the port-o-potties due to pre-race nerves: 0
Number of racers that beat Mr. Monkey: 1,820
Number of racers Mr. Monkey beat like a rug: 2,435
Minutes it took Mr. Monkey: 259
posted by Mrs.Robinson at
8:33 PM
3 Comments:
Woo hoo for all the monkeys!!! I am looking forward to hearing all the details. I think you will now have to rename Mr. Monkey to Mr. Stud Monkey.
Hee Hee. I laughed at you calling yourself an athletic supporter.
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kel, at 8:51 PM
yeah, i giggled a bit at the athletic supporter thing, too.
you give that mr. monkey a huuuuuge hug from me. he is my hero. (-;
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Chris, at 4:11 PM
yea mr. monkey and the athletic supporter!!! woohoo!
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abstract gecko, at 6:19 PM
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