Caffeinated Sugar Monkey

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Confessions

1. I am starting to get very interested in the idea of maternity pants. I have not gained any weight yet and I still fit in all my old pants, but I really just want to have a socially acceptable reason to wear elastic waistband type pants. It just sounds so comfy right now.

2. I really, really want a bag of Cheetos right now. This makes me worried that I am going to turn into Britney Spears and start eating Cheetos and Taco Bell while being stalked by the papparratzi

3. I don't know how to spell paparazzi.

4. I got stuck in my shower yesterday. I'll spare you all the graphic details, but basically the width of my increasingly bodacious ta-tas has started to exceed the width of my very, very narrow shower opening.

5. I didn't win the Halloween costume contest yesterday and I sort of think I got robbed. The prize was a $5 gift certificate, but still. I want it.

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