News Flash--

-- I am awesome.

Yep indeedy.

Question for you-- who kicked ass at the gym tonight and ran not 5, not 10, not even 15 but 16 whole minutes in a row?

I'll give you a second to think about it

*insert Jeopardy theme music here*

No, it wasn't Michael.

Nope, not super crazy Kenyon running superstar.

It was me. Me!

My plans for the evening now include basking in my own glory, working my 16 minute run into conversation, subtly of course ("Hi Honey, welcome home. Enough about you. I ran 16 minutes at the gym") and planning for my eventual Summer Olympic glory in a specially created event- the 16 minute treadmill shuffle. Bob Costas is going to think I am so inspirational.