An open letter to the current residents of Casa Monkey
Please, please, please stop being stupid.
Seriously.
Please read your contract (you know, that paper we all signed when you sold us the house). Please stop changing your mind about the refrigerator. I know you are mad at us because we made you abide by the terms of the contract (yep, there's that pesky legally binding piece of paper again) but please stop being petty and just get your stuff out of the house by April 30th.
We don't dislike you (okay, maybe we do a little right now) and we weren't trying to rip you off. Really. Now just get out of the house and give us the keys.
Oh, just an FYI, when we say that we need the keys "first thing in the morning" on May 1st, we don't mean "noonish". Don't want to get up early in the morning to drive the keys over? That's fine, by all means bring them over the night before. We're more than ready to move.
Grumpily,
Mrs. Monkey
Seriously.
Please read your contract (you know, that paper we all signed when you sold us the house). Please stop changing your mind about the refrigerator. I know you are mad at us because we made you abide by the terms of the contract (yep, there's that pesky legally binding piece of paper again) but please stop being petty and just get your stuff out of the house by April 30th.
We don't dislike you (okay, maybe we do a little right now) and we weren't trying to rip you off. Really. Now just get out of the house and give us the keys.
Oh, just an FYI, when we say that we need the keys "first thing in the morning" on May 1st, we don't mean "noonish". Don't want to get up early in the morning to drive the keys over? That's fine, by all means bring them over the night before. We're more than ready to move.
Grumpily,
Mrs. Monkey
posted by Mrs.Robinson at
2:55 PM
1 Comments:
this sounds dire. there are troubles in moving-land? why are people so petty and ridiculous? grr.
i hope it resolves soon. and remember -- you will win. period. after all, it's your house. 3 months from now, when you're all in and unpacked and drinking a cold beer on your veranda (or whatever), you'll get the last laugh.
i miss you. we should have lunch.
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Chris, at 4:52 PM
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